Libre Magazine

The following piece is based on fake, totally untrue, non-occurring circumstances!
As for why I chose this topic to write about?, well what else could it be, Egyptians of course.
Note: Some of these points will only make sense to a native
Things Egyptians are responsible for:

• The Tibet problem with China
• The moon landing
• The Eiffel tour
• The statue of liberty
• The oil price crisis
• The 9/11 attack
• Re-election of Bush as president for the second term
• The tsunami that hit Asia couple of years ago
• Hillary Clinton is still in the race for presidency
• Joey got cancelled after 2 seasons
• The war in Iraq
• The Michael Jackson freak show
• South park
• Manchester United declared champions of the premiere league 2 seasons back to back
• New England Patriots lost the super bowl after an incredible record breaking season
• Diana tragedy
• Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt broke up
• Angelina Jolie is pregnant again
• PS3

Things Egyptians are not a part off. But Aliens!

• The driving crisis in the Middle East
• The bad perception of Egyptians as labour force
• The pyramids
• Dr. Ahmed Zewail
• Crappy Arabic movies that have the same story line or stolen from foreign ones
• The same ear deafening sense dulling love songs, with no topic but that
• The bread problem with no quality and lines half a km long
• The blood banks with contaminated samples
• The huge numbers of non working grads
• Bogi wi tamtam
• Raaft el-hagaan, the most successful infiltration spy case into Mossad
• The victory of the 6th of October
• Al-Ahly football club
• The unprecedented level of professional corruption, that now they export corruption specialists to those who need them!
• The fuel price waver, that many now just feel like they should die, or better yet those responsible may suffer the same
• The masked democracy that is dictatorship.
• The last 30 years of ruler-ship with the same guy in place.

This list can go on forever for both ways, feel free to add what u think!